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Why I hearts da series of tubes we call the Internet. Good job world.

Thank you Wolfgang Peterson...you douche

I just watched Air Force One...ummm It's pretty 90's awesome. So many good actors in such a ridiculous fucking movie. All I have to say is....GET OFF OF MY PLANE!!!! Take that shit Oldman. You just been served. Imo he should have gone all Vlad on Bladerunner's ass. Now that's a movie I'd pay to see.

Everything where it belongs

See the animal in his cage that you built,
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye,
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?
See the safety of the life you have built,
Everything where it belongs
Feel the hollowness inside of your heart,
And it's all... right where it belongs

Show pics from last fiasco

So here's some bullshit pictures from the last gig that was meh. Yeah I had hobo facial hair...cause I'm BA. Yeah it's a Tron shirt and no you are not cool enough to own one only I am

Latest Bullshit

So we played a show tonight. I had very low expectations. Some Snow Board Company hired us to play at this thing where we would play after/before (we didn't really know) some epic movies that they had made. See Warren Miller. So I didn't really promote it because who the fuck new what was gonna be going down. About 600 god damn people showed up. I was getting pretty amped. But then I started thinking...these people are not here for us... oh shit. So the movies played and everything was going well. We were told that the raffle they had planned was going to go on before and after we played so more people would stick around. But these promoters/hosts of this hoot-nanny get totally shit faced during the movies and decided to give away all the free shit right before we play. Now this crowd has gotten a bunch of free shit and has already stood through two fucking movies decides it's time to go. By the time we finish our first song there are maybe 30 people there. MAJOR BUZZKILL. I get a little pissed and almost say something to the people as they are walking out but whatever. We finish our 45 min set and pack out our gear. A bunch of underage kids are outside who left when we started. They are just drinking all the beer that hobos can buy. This pisses me off more. Fuck these kids. I wanted to fight all of them. I almost started talking to one and then decided a beer would be better. We finish loading our cars with shit and are about to leave when the one cool promoter who actually introduced himself comes up to us and hands us 230 bucks. He apologizes for how things went and was really sorry they fucked up the raffle shit. MAJOR BONUS. So tonight we just got some cash to make some t-shirts. Badass. Recap Crowd:0 Band:1 We got paid to have a rehersal. Oh and they gave us a bottle of Jack Daniels. Rock N Roll. I can't wait to play shows for people who are there for us. I'll drop kick every faggot snowboarder in the mouth that day.

I'm back

Okay. I've been gone awhile. It doesn't matter nobody reads this anyway. I don't care about anything at all right now except for this. This is the greatest thing ever. Nobody can say the internet hasn't given us great things now.

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I love watching a two girls play the harmonica at the same time.

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Fucking shit bawlz

It's hot today and I feel sweaty and nasty...in a bad way. Time for yet another cooling shower. Booyah!